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A Little Humor Today – Earnings Screenshot (sort of)

Thursday, January 26th, 2012

Hi Readers.

Today I wanted to share something with you that made me spit my coffee on the keyboard because I busted out laughing.

Someone over on the Warrior Forum asked: “How Much Money do you make”.

Here was Steve McBride’s response that caused  the carnage to my keyboard.

I just wanted to jump in and share what I make. I pull in about $100 Billion a month, and then I take two months off for vacation.

I know, I know, this number sound ridiculous, but it’s completely true.

I make this money selling my own products on a couple sites I have. One site is recipes for cheesecake, and the other is a sub niche of the fitness market: How to lose the fat behind your left knee.

You’d be surprised, but most of my cheesecake customers actually end up BECOMING fitness students. I just keep recycling them between the two programs, over and over.

I know some of you are skeptical, so I took this screen shot of last year’s income before I withdrew it all. Before the skeptics jump on here, no, it’s NOT photoshop’d.

Okay that was funny – but here is his screenshot that caused the coffee covered keyboard.

Lol – have a great day!

Tim

PS – since Steve said I could share this here please give him a little support and check out his free offers here:
www.marketbomb.com has free report on the five fastest ways to start making money online. This is for someone who needs to make a couple hundred bucks really fast. Some quick cash for hosting costs, advertising costs, or maybe they just need to pay a bill.

www.listacceleration.com has a free video that covers the 5 fastest ways to grow their own email list, something I think everyone who’s trying to make money online should be doing.

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Free Video(s) Of The Month

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010

Hi Readers.

This month I have two free videos for you with full rights. These are examples of the bonus videos you get every month when you are a member of Video PLR Monthly.

One shows you how to create your own background for your blogger blog. You can download it here.

The other one showa you how to create and add your own header to your Blogger blogs. You can download that here.

And now for a little fun. Did you see the Superbowl commercials? I have provided a link here.

Guys – check out Megan Fox’s Motorola commercial. Ouch!

Have a great week.

Tim

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Happy Halloween! Guess What I’m Doin?

Saturday, October 31st, 2009

Hi Everyone.

Just wanted to wish you a fun Halloween.

According to Yahoo the most popular costume for young women is a sexy nurse costume. So I better get out trick or treating.

J/K.

Actually I am watching Dracula with the wife and kid tonight.

Anyway – have a great evening.

Regards – and BOO!!!
Tim Carter

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Crap – I hit a deer with my van. And I was in the city!

Thursday, April 10th, 2008

Well – sometimes crappy things happen and it is usually when you least expect it.
I was just coming out of the city of Lethbridge Alberta heading west towards home.

All of a sudden two large deer jumped out of the ditch on the drivers side. One got past us but the other one ran into the front drivers side of the car. Total damage – $3700.

Fortunately this is a comprehensive claim and it is covered by insurance – except the $250 deductible. Here are some pictures. I took these with my phone so the quality isn’t the best. It’s hard to believe this little bit of damage will cost $3700. Click on the images for a bigger view.

Damage to the hood and front headlightDamage to the hood and headlight housing

Fiberglass ripped partly off the bumber and fenderFiberglass torn off off the bumber and fender

It bent the door as it fell along the side of the vanBent door as the deer tumbled down the side

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Dog & Cat Diary

Thursday, March 13th, 2008

The Dog’s Diary


8:00 am – Dog food! My favourite thing!
9:30 am – A car ride! My favourite thing!
9:40 am – A walk in the park! My favourite thing!
10:30 am – Got rubbed and petted! My favourite thing!
12:00 PM – Milk bones! My favourite thing!
1:00 PM – Played in the yard! My favourite thing!
3:00 PM – Wagged my tail! My favourite thing!
5:00 PM – Dinner! My favourite thing!
7:00 PM – Got to play ball! My favourite thing!
8:00 PM – Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favourite thing!
11:00 PM – Sleeping on the bed! My favourite thing!

The Cat’s Diary


Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.


The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an Attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly Demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a “good little hunter” I am. Bastards!


There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of “allergies.” I must learn what his means, and how to use it to my advantage.


Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.


I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and Snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously Retarded.


The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the Guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an Elevated Cell, so he is safe.


For now ……..

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